September 2008
1 post
idk which was worse of
idk which was worse of what happened to me today-that my computer was stolen, or that i was at work&realized that i didn’t have a hairtie.
July 2008
19 posts
This is what happens when I'm going to school but...
Me: What was that noise?
Corrine: Disatifica...ughhhhh.
“Great Job, Killer.”
– Corinne on the topic of being picky.
“I’m not kissing or fucking anyone here. So… I’m going home. ...”
– Renee
“What? This is Corinne’s roommate. Who is this? Yeah, she didn’t...”
– Renee
“Hey lil’ mama.”
– Maggic
“Why you up in my grill? I ain’t invite you to my bbq.”
– Corinne
“Are you eating again? I’m going to make you put on the pregnant belly.”
– Me, to my lovely roommate Corinne
“I’d like a plate of food please. With food on the side, and maybe on top...”
– Corinne
“Why do I have to draw what I see? You can see it to. Why do I need to draw it?...”
– Me & Corinne
“I’m an Amish whore…I only fuck by candlelight.”
– Me, in one of my finer moments…
“Dinner was great, but I think I’m going to have a microwave pizza for...”
– Graham
Graphic Department Fail. →
"Godspeak" or How to NOT sound like a Christian...
Many people I know: please note and apply to your life. kthx
allisonweiss:
Have you ever had a friend who was completely normal until they suddenly “found Jesus”. Mostly it involves a complete change of speech. I call it “Godspeak”.
One day I’m looking at someone’s Facebook profile full of Dane Cook jokes, and the next they’ve got it jam packed with excerpts from The Bible and words like...
“Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.”
– C.S. Lewis
“It’s your reality. You can change it. Create your own reality. Create your own...”
– Marissa Sabbath (via allisonweiss)
June 2008
24 posts
You wouldn't get this from any other guy →
Answers to, "What happened to your shoulder?"
Me: "Let's just say you should never stop for those five dollar massages in the mall."
Chris: "I am never having sex on the monkey bars again."
Me: "Frisbee golf can be dangerous."
Chris: "Apparently I can not has cheezburger."
ckck:
“Je Veux Te Voir (Club-Club Version)” by...
“Grace in typography comes of itself when the compositor brings a certain love to...”
– Jan Tschichold (via ckck)
Defending McCain →
marc:
First, let me be clear. I voted for Barack Obama in the Democratic primary. I will vote for him in the general election. I think he is the best candidate for president based on his policies and his vision. And, I hope with all my heart that he wins. That said, someone on Tumblr needs to stick up for John McCain, so I will…
“fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. fashion is in the sky, in...”
– coco chanel (via tumblinas) (via allisonweiss)
“I brake for turtles.”
– Me
May 2008
73 posts
